earthdad:

when someone really cute calls you cute first

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oomshi:

umbreeons:

my vagina is tingling…this can only mean one thing…

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fuckyeah-animalcrossing:

flabbeycrossing:

shit sorry

i love how nintendo noticed we button mash through his whole speech

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trynottodrown:

Sally Lightfoot Crab- Grapsus grapsus is a typically shaped crab, with five pairs of legs, the front two bearing small, blocky, symmetrical chelae. The other legs are broad and flat, with only the tips touching the substrate. The crab’s round, flat carapace is slightly longer than 8 centimetres (3.1 in). Young G. grapsus are black or dark brown in colour and are camouflaged well on the black lava coasts of volcanic islands. Adults are quite variable in colour; some are muted brownish-red, some mottled or spotted brown, pink, or yellow. (sources 1,2)

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Women are told it is unfeminine and gross to have muscles and to cultivate strength, which in turn leads them to actively avoid doing things that will build muscles and strength, which then makes them even less capable of doing things that require strength, which the critics then use as proof of women’s inherent physical frailty. And so the cycle continues…

Women’s difficulty with pull-ups is about more than biology | Fit and Feminist (via rememo)

And I always want to point out here: women, on average, possess more lower-body strength, while men, on average, possess more upper-body strength. There’s a lot of overlap and it isn’t always individually applicable, but that’s the generalization, averaging across the population.

But we SOCIALLY value upper-body strength, and upper-body muscles. So we construct women as weaker, because we refuse to measure them on the body parts where they may be stronger, we devalue those.

Lifting is mostly done with the legs. So women may be as good or better at heavy lifting as men. But we socially construct lifting as having to do with large, muscular arms and chests. You don’t really need powerful arms and chests to lift—you need powerful thighs, otherwise you’re gonna throw your back out. We actually lie about what makes a person strong and capable to favor men.

Push-up and pull-ups are upper-body strength exercises. So they’re socially valued. The military doesn’t tell you to do 20 squats as penance. No one is fucking impressed by all the squats you can do. Squats just sound stupid, hah, squats. We laugh at them because women might be better at them than men, on average. They’re worthless.

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This stuff plays into all sorts of other body image problems, too. The body weight that’s regarded as ideal for women, for example, is really only achievable for individuals suffering from mild to moderate muscular atrophy. You literally can’t get there just by shedding fat - you also have to let your muscles waste away. We actually regard it as “normal” for a woman to be suffering from muscular atrophy.

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For the last six months I’ve been actively working towards doing pull-ups. I can squat fairly easily with 100lbs (could do more if my knees weren’t so wonky) and do all sorts of similar weights with other leg machines but my arms are weak as hell (see above). I’ve been lifting with all parts of my body but generally focusing on gaining strength in areas where I was particularly weak before, which is mostly in my arms. I can now lift more with my arms than ever before but am still far from being able to pull up my own body weight. And yet, too often, when I try to talk to female friends about this goal I get weird looks and talks about how I shouldn’t “bulk up.” When did we decide to start telling each other it was weird to want to be strong? Why should that be a thing that potentially makes me less attractive? It’s a good thing I just don’t give a shit.

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the-winchester-initiative:

posthumous-mcdouble:

Hypothesis: if women are worse at parking, it’s only because they’ve been lied to about what eight inches is their entire lives

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onefishybastard:

foxybadger42:

thefaultinourstartrek:

the only practical use for boobs tbh

CAT SHELF

HUMAN
WHY DO YOU GIVE ME THIS MATTRESS AND THEN TAKE IT AWAY
IT IS A GOOD MATTRESS
I LIKE IT

onefishybastard:

foxybadger42:

thefaultinourstartrek:

the only practical use for boobs tbh

CAT SHELF

HUMAN

WHY DO YOU GIVE ME THIS MATTRESS AND THEN TAKE IT AWAY

IT IS A GOOD MATTRESS

I LIKE IT

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shatterstag:

SlideShow s01e02: Tilt the set! [x]

australian comedy at its finest

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awwww-cute:

This is what happens when you try to eat beef jerky in a dog daycare

awwww-cute:

This is what happens when you try to eat beef jerky in a dog daycare

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floateron:

queenitsy:

#and that’s his entire character #don’t touch it #GONNA TOUCH IT #don’t go looking for that body in the woods #GONNA GO LOOK FOR THAT BODY IN THE WOODS #don’t antagonize the psychotic geriatric hunter who’s just kidnapped you from a sports field full of poeple #GONNA ANTAGONIZE THE PSYCHOTIC GERIATRIC HUNTER (rubykatewriting)

don’t antagonize the the trapped alpha GONNA ANTAGONIZE THE ALPHA run away! GONNA STAY RIGHT HERE don’t hang out with werewolves NEW BEST FRIENDS don’t get involved I’M INVOLVED call your dad stiles NOPE write an essay on economics DID YOU SAY CIRCUMCISION you’re not gay I COULD BE

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itsa-me-amelie:

whats new pussycat!!!!

video i did in like 2 hours for 413. its midnight now, and im tired, and ill regret this tomorrow, but i hope you like it. i thought it was funny.

happy 413

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lydiallama:

a friend asked to borrow my notes to copy and i had a small heart attack because mY NOTES ARE MOSTLY MUSCULAR KYUBEYS

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princette:

hpmyn:

The sun doesnt give a shit about you the stars aren’t proud of you the plants arent happy you exist I’m so tired of this fucking website

people saying harmless things to cheer others up makes me SO MAD and theres NOTHING WORSE and THIS WEBSITE IS ABSOLUTE TRASH how can people do things that have NO EFFECT ON ME to try and spread positive vibes I AM A PISSBABY SUPREME

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